Most Expensive Alcoholic Drinks Over 30 Years
Ferrari Portofino And A Woman & The Most Expensive Alcoholic Drinks
Lady: do you drink beer?
Lady: how many per day?
Lady: how much do you pay per beer?
Me: £5 each including tip.
Lady: how long have you been drinking?
Me: 30 years.
Lady: 3 beers a day equates to £450 per month or £5,400 per year. In 30 years that’s £162.000.
Me: Yeah, that sounds correct.
Lady: did you know that if you put that money in a savings account, that after interest, you would have enough money to buy a Ferrari Portofino?
Me: do you drink beer?
Me: where’s your fucking Ferrari?